Have you ever had those days when you can’t believe the words that come out of your mouth? The tongue tied babble makes no sense at all. You’re not alone. Witness some of our presidents’ wisdom.
[blockquote cite=”Andrew Jackson”]Elevate those guns a little lower.[/blockquote]
[blockquote cite=”Abraham Lincoln”]If you call a tail a leg, how many legs has a dog? Five? No, calling a tail a leg don’t make it a leg. [/blockquote]
[blockquote cite=”Gerald Ford”]I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. [/blockquote]
[blockquote cite=”Richard Nixon”]Solutions are not the answer. [/blockquote]
[blockquote cite=”George W. Bush”]They want the federal government controlling Social Security like it’s some kind of federal program. [/blockquote]
[blockquote cite=”Calvin Coolidge”]When a great many people are unable to find work, unemployment results. [/blockquote]
[blockquote cite=”George H.W. Bush”]It’s no exaggeration to say that the undecided could go one way or another. [/blockquote]
[blockquote cite=”Benjamin Harrison”]I don’t think people ought to take the elevator if they (can) walk, because they don’t get to see the stairway. [/blockquote]
[blockquote cite=”James A. Garfield”]Man cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter. [/blockquote]
[blockquote cite=”Herbert Hoover”]All men are equal before fish. [/blockquote]
